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Klar

2007-05-31T19:33:28Z

Klarissa:

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest HOTsauce of a Sarnies out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be because her hardrive is getting a little too full... and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. (oh man whoever wrote that, please come forward so i can send you a check) At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! (please one at a time...) Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma. *wink*

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. Must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. Must have a stable Job 
3. No baggage older than 5 years old 
4. Must know how to speak fluent english and their native tongue 
5. Must love kids and pets 
6. Must reside within the USA and be cleared by the gov't. 
7. Must not have a criminal record of any kind, parking tickets and DUIs are ok 
8. Must be born year of the Dog or Horse 
9. Must like to eat because she loves to cook 
10. Must like to not argue and just say yes to everything (must be VERY patient)

Klar

2007-05-30T15:06:10Z

Klarissa: /* The requirements for her men */

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest HOTsauce of a Sarnies out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be because her hardrive is getting a little too full... and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. (oh man whoever wrote that, please come forward so i can send you a check) At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! (please one at a time...) Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma. *wink*

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. Must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. Must stable Job 
3. No baggage older than 5 years old 
4. Must know how to speak fluent english and their native tongue 
5. Must love kids and pets 
6. Must reside within the USA and be cleared by the gov't. 
7. Must not have a criminal record of any kind, parking tickets and DUIs are ok 
8. Must be born year of the Dog or Horse 
9. Must like to eat because she loves to cook 
10. Must like to not argue and just say yes to everything (must be VERY patient)

Klar

2007-05-30T15:04:39Z

Klarissa:

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest HOTsauce of a Sarnies out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be because her hardrive is getting a little too full... and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. (oh man whoever wrote that, please come forward so i can send you a check) At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! (please one at a time...) Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma. *wink*

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. stable Job 
3. no baggage older than 5 years old 
4. Must know how to speak fluent english and their native tongue
5. Must love kids and pets
6. Must reside within the USA and be cleared by the gov't.
7. Must not have a criminal record of any kind, parking tickets and DUIs are ok
8. Must be born year of the Dog or Horse
9. Must like to eat because she loves to cook
10. Must like to not argue and just say yes to everything (must be VERY patient)

Klar

2007-05-30T14:58:42Z

Klarissa: /* qualities she admires in men */

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest weaksauce of a Sarnie out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma.

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. stable Job 
3. no baggage older than 5 years old

Klar

2007-05-30T14:58:13Z

Klarissa: /* qualities she admires in men */

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest weaksauce of a Sarnie out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma.

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

[[Category:MembersAll]]

== qualities she admires in men ==
1. must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. stable Job 
3. no baggage older than 5 years old

Klar

2007-05-23T03:05:29Z

Klarissa:

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most cutest hotsauce of a sarnie out there. She snoops around dling stuff she shouldn't be and then yaps on the radio when she's bored.

Marduk

2007-05-23T03:04:08Z

Klarissa:

[[Image:N305267_3006.jpg|thumb|Hot Marduk]]

Known as the "Asian Persuasion", he is everything and anything that is good about Sarnworld. Hailing from the great city of San Diego, CA, he once single-handedly saved a kitten from a tree. During his leisure moments, he loves to DJ and swoon girls with his astounding voice. In fact, he has a fan club here...[http://www.sarnworld.com/discuzz/index.php?showtopic=14959 Marduk's Fan Club]

With so much popularity, one would think he is snobbish but, contradictorily, Marduk is the royal Monkey King that everyone loyally serves because of his humble attitude. He rules SarNworld with such ease and dignity that his contenders are constantly on the prowl, formulating conspiracies in order to terminate his extraordinary reign. No one can compare to Marduk and his altruism. He will live and become the greatest legacy of SarNworld.

There is one drawback to Marduk's superiority though and that is, his heart is conquered by Lee Hyori, so sorry girls. However, this king appreciates any and all love that he gets. There is still a faint hope ladies, at least you know he will always break your heart.

[[Image:H5ri4.jpg|thumb|Marduk's HOT Wife]]

== Biography ==

'''Early Life'''

== Misogynistic Views ==

A self-described "player hata," Marduk has not come to terms yet with his hatred of women. Thus, he plays out his confusion through sometimes ambigiously brokeback relations with Darvil and his lame attempts at hitting on girls.

'''Marduk's Crush List'''

Marduk's crushes are numerous as he can never settle his heart upon one woman other than Lee Hyori. However, until the day that Lee Hyori becomes his wife, he is still spreading his love around like wildfire. Thus, he has come up with a "crush list" that is regularly updated like a stock market. On the list is a descending order of his "crushes." As of May 19th, his current crush list is

1) [[Koko-Angel]]
2) [[Krystal]]
3) [[Chewy]]
4) [[Tang]]
5) [[Darv]]
6) [[Muddie]]
7) [[Jae]]
8) [[Nameless]]
9) [[Jensen]]
10) [[dfemc]]

11) [[Bugsy]]
12) [[Jenan]]
13) [[Paster]]
14) [[Chenruknote]]
15) [[Ahmega]]
16) [[Lek]]
17) [[Klar]]
18) [[Samontha]]
19) [[DaringAngel]]
20) [[Riya]]

(Kevin's still not on here)

== Music ==

'''Mardikulous'''

In December of 2006, Marduk released his highly anticipated album [[Mardikulous]]. It was received with mixed reviews by the critics but was heavily embraced by the [[Sarnies]]. With such hits as "Kae Neung Natee" and "Oops...I did it again," it quickly rose to the top of the SW charts. However, it was the success of the hit single "Dear Muddie," that the album quickly became interforumally recognized. The song could be heard on SW Radio, Soompi, and other such medium.

[[Image:Mardikulous.jpg]]

'''Mardikulous Track Listing'''

1) The Marduk Show -DJ Marduk featuring Pink Mafia

2) Kay Neung Natee -Marduk featuring D2B

3) Yah Hai Jai Gun Lerl -Darvil

4) Dear Muddie -Marduk and Darvil

5) Everywhere -Dizzy D

6) An Jing -Marduk

7) Poo Chai Khon Nan Chan Hai Tur -Muddie

8) Hotel California -Dizzy D featuring Marduk

9) Pakh Dee -Dizzy D

10) Oops...I did it again -Marduk

11) Can You Feel The Love Tonight? -Marduk, Noungning, Darvil, and Dizzy D

12) Can You Feel The Love Tonight? -Brokeback Version

'''Love at Sunrise/Hedonism at Sunset'''

Marduk is currently working on his sophomore album. It will be a double album released with 5 tracks on each mini album with a total of 10 tracks.

== Interesting Facts About Marduk ==

*[[Natty]] aka Jae is one of the few to openly admit she thinks Marduk is awesome.

*He owns a hot agency with a sexy slogan: Marduk's "Find A Date" Is NEVER LATE!

*Some people prefer to date a certain race. Marduk will date only one race. And that is HOT!

*Marduk's favorite pickup line is "Do you want a sugarplum?" And yes ladies, it always works.

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