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Dfemc

2007-06-27T18:06:20Z

Natty:

[[Image:Great_dictatordmasked.jpg|thumb|the ever so-great leader who's co-ruled with Chennie Moo]]

Also known as the Invincible Dictator D:

-Watches Amelie in her sleep and dreams of the inevitable

-Drinks soymilk with biscottie

-Listens to 3DC as a lullybye

The kindest dictator in the whole wide world next to Chennie moo, of course. She rules with love and compassion from Friday thru Saturday (good days), and uses the iron knuckles on all other days.

Ananda Everingham makes her giddy when he's shirtless.

If u feed her mint and choco ice cream, u can convince her to play with u.

"Weak Sauce" is a bad word in her kingdom, and all who uses it are beheaded.

-Her soulmate is very explosive.

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Chewy

2007-06-27T18:03:51Z

Natty:

The mysteries of Chewy.

Her famous lines include "HAHAHAHAHAHA" and rolling on the ground laughing. When she does have time... she tunes into 2 of her favorite Dj's : Chubbs & Freakie_Lucious..... HAHHAAHHAA cause she know's that these 2 DJ's will play her Ghetto Booty Music!!!

'''ALL ABOUT CHEWY:'''
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* Natty's #1 Fan (well not ATM, because Natty has a new #1 fan)
* Lives in a land of nothingness surrounded by trees with fairies and deers as neighbors.

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Klar

2007-06-27T18:01:54Z

Natty:

Klar

2007-06-27T17:59:35Z

Natty:

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest HOTsauce of a Sarnies out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be because her hardrive is getting a little too full... and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. (oh man whoever wrote that, please come forward so i can send you a check) At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! (please one at a time...) Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma. *wink*

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

Her favorite book is "Open Invitation" by Jasmine Haynes.
'''excerpt:'''

''Three best friends take a trip to The Sex Club-where a deliciously heart-pounding time is had by all...
A bachelorette party at a place called The Sex Club is the last place Debbie Carter expects to find the man of her fantasies. But in "Invitation to Seduction" Stephen wants to be that and so much more-if only Debbie will let him...
The fourth time's the charm? So thinks Virginia Hansen, whose fourth walk down the aisle is with Mr. Nice Guy-without the sparks. That is, until she considers offering her new husband, Brett, an "Invitation to Pleasure"-and he more than happily accepts...
In "Invitation to Passion" fortysomething Stacy Parrish is used to surrounding herself with young studs who worship her beautiful body. But when an older man named Judson McCord turns up the heat, she wonders if the secret to eternal youth might be standing right in front of her...''

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. Must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. Must have a stable Job 
3. No baggage older than 5 years old 
4. Must know how to speak fluent english and their native tongue 
5. Must love kids and pets 
6. Must reside within the USA and be cleared by the gov't. 
7. Must not have a criminal record of any kind, parking tickets and DUIs are ok 
8. Must be born year of the Dog or Horse 
9. Must like to eat because she loves to cook 
10. Must like to not argue and just say yes to everything (must be VERY patient)

Klar

2007-06-27T17:59:07Z

Natty:

Klar, or Klarissa in long; is the coolest most dorkiest HOTsauce of a Sarnies out there. She snoops around downloading stuff she shouldn't be because her hardrive is getting a little too full... and then yaps on the radio when she's bored. Her taste in music is as spectacular as her unique personality. (oh man whoever wrote that, please come forward so i can send you a check) At the moment, she currently is in search of a significant other, yes gentlemen, she is taking applications! (please one at a time...) Once you become acquainted with Klarissa, you will be intrigued by her charisma. *wink*

Klar is also known as the infamous DJ Naughty K, who never fails to play the latest jams on SaRnworld Radio.

Her favorite book is "Open Invitation" by Jasmine Haynes.
excerpt:
''Three best friends take a trip to The Sex Club-where a deliciously heart-pounding time is had by all...
A bachelorette party at a place called The Sex Club is the last place Debbie Carter expects to find the man of her fantasies. But in "Invitation to Seduction" Stephen wants to be that and so much more-if only Debbie will let him...
The fourth time's the charm? So thinks Virginia Hansen, whose fourth walk down the aisle is with Mr. Nice Guy-without the sparks. That is, until she considers offering her new husband, Brett, an "Invitation to Pleasure"-and he more than happily accepts...
In "Invitation to Passion" fortysomething Stacy Parrish is used to surrounding herself with young studs who worship her beautiful body. But when an older man named Judson McCord turns up the heat, she wonders if the secret to eternal youth might be standing right in front of her...''

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== The requirements for her men ==
1. Must be taller than her ( > 68 inches because she's 66 inches tall) 
2. Must have a stable Job 
3. No baggage older than 5 years old 
4. Must know how to speak fluent english and their native tongue 
5. Must love kids and pets 
6. Must reside within the USA and be cleared by the gov't. 
7. Must not have a criminal record of any kind, parking tickets and DUIs are ok 
8. Must be born year of the Dog or Horse 
9. Must like to eat because she loves to cook 
10. Must like to not argue and just say yes to everything (must be VERY patient)

Chenruknote

2007-06-27T17:56:01Z

Natty:

'''ChenrukNote aka Nai'''

Nai is awesome!!! She lives a high profile life in the heart of the sunny state, California. Most of her time is busy spent promoting individuals like Marduk and making sure that he is a success so that her reputation as a loyal subject will also be renowned. ChenrukNote, undoubtedly, is a sparkling diamond(yes she is that worthy)of SarNworld and without her the lives of many will be bleak. In the brief time that she is at SarNworld, she has already formed more acquaintanceships than can be counted on her ten fingers.

ChenrukNote is also known for her affection of almonds and ice cream, especially, the latter. "Icecream is what rocks her life, refreshes her mind, and replenishes her soul!"

Nai's kind heart is composed of nothing but the best ingredients on earth. She is passionate about everything that she commits to and voluntarily helping others is an important aspect of her life. She takes but never fails to also return the good deeds. As said by Darvil, "What Nai lacks in height, she makes up in talent."

However, this kind heart of hers already has an entitled owner. Sorry, unlike the Monkey King, she is faithful and will only choose to love one at a time. Besides, she still has years to come if she ever decides to become a player like her mentors lol.

*Number 14 on [[Marduk]]'s crush list
*Conceited(Next in line to Marduk because no one is as vain as Marduk)
*[[Natty]]'s beneficiary, one day her knights and the round table will be mine!

[[Image:Note.jpg|thumb|Note Watcharaboon Leesuwan...Nai's Star Crush]]
[[Image:Cute_baby.jpg|thumb|Just a Baby...like Nai haha]]

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Marduk

2007-06-27T17:53:40Z

Natty: /* Interesting Facts About Marduk */

[[Image:N305267_3006.jpg|thumb|Hot Marduk]]

Known as the "Asian Persuasion", he is everything and anything that is good about Sarnworld. Hailing from the great city of San Diego, CA, he once single-handedly saved a kitten from a tree. During his leisure moments, he loves to DJ and swoon girls with his astounding voice. In fact, he has a fan club here...[http://www.sarnworld.com/discuzz/index.php?showtopic=14959 Marduk's Fan Club]

With so much popularity, one would think he is snobbish but, contradictorily, Marduk is the royal Monkey King that everyone loyally serves because of his humble attitude. He rules SarNworld with such ease and dignity that his contenders are constantly on the prowl, formulating conspiracies in order to terminate his extraordinary reign. No one can compare to Marduk and his altruism. He will live and become the greatest legacy of SarNworld.

There is one drawback to Marduk's superiority though and that is, his heart is conquered by Lee Hyori, so sorry girls. However, this king appreciates any and all love that he gets. There is still a faint hope ladies, at least you know he will ''NEVER'' break your heart.

[[Image:H5ri4.jpg|thumb|Marduk's HOT Wife]]

== Biography ==

'''Early Life'''

== Misogynistic Views ==

A self-described "player hata," Marduk has not come to terms yet with his hatred of women. Thus, he plays out his confusion through sometimes ambigiously brokeback relations with Darvil and his lame attempts at hitting on girls.

'''Marduk's Crush List'''

Marduk's crushes are numerous as he can never settle his heart upon one woman other than Lee Hyori. However, until the day that Lee Hyori becomes his wife, he is still spreading his love around like wildfire. Thus, he has come up with a "crush list" that is regularly updated like a stock market. On the list is a descending order of his "crushes." As of May 19th, his current crush list is

1) [[Koko-Angel]]
2) [[Krystal]]
3) [[Chewy]]
4) [[Tang]]
5) [[Darvil]]
6) [[Muddie (famously known as Lee Soo Man's wife)]]
7) [[Natty]]
8) [[Nameless]]
9) [[Jensen]]
10) [[dfemc]]

11) [[Bugsy]]
12) [[Jenan]]
13) [[Paster]]
14) [[Chenruknote]]
15) [[Ahmega]]
16) [[Lekie_Lucious]]
17) [[Klar]]
18) [[Samontha]]
19) [[DaringAngel]]
20) [[Riya]]

(Kevin's still not on here)

== Music ==

'''Mardikulous'''

In December of 2006, Marduk released his highly anticipated album [[Mardikulous]]. It was received with mixed reviews by the critics but was heavily embraced by the [[Sarnies]]. With such hits as "Kae Neung Natee" and "Oops...I did it again," it quickly rose to the top of the SW charts. However, it was the success of the hit single "Dear Muddie," that the album quickly became interforumally recognized. The song could be heard on SW Radio, Soompi, and other such medium.

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'''Mardikulous Track Listing'''

1) The Marduk Show -DJ Marduk featuring Pink Mafia

2) Kay Neung Natee -Marduk featuring D2B

3) Yah Hai Jai Gun Lerl -Darvil

4) Dear Muddie -Marduk and Darvil

5) Everywhere -Dizzy D

6) An Jing -Marduk

7) Poo Chai Khon Nan Chan Hai Tur -Muddie

8) Hotel California -Dizzy D featuring Marduk

9) Pakh Dee -Dizzy D

10) Oops...I did it again -Marduk

11) Can You Feel The Love Tonight? -Marduk, Noungning, Darvil, and Dizzy D

12) Can You Feel The Love Tonight? -Brokeback Version

'''Love at Sunrise/Hedonism at Sunset'''

Marduk is currently working on his sophomore album. It will be a double album released with 5 tracks on each mini album with a total of 10 tracks.

== Interesting Facts About Marduk ==

*[[Natty]] aka Jae is one of the few to openly admit she thinks Marduk is awesome.
* He is also known as "saltyplum" as well as "ling".

*One of his most favorite person is very "explosive".

*He owns a hot agency with a sexy slogan: Marduk's "Find A Date" Is NEVER LATE!

*Some people prefer to date a certain race. Marduk will date only one race. And that is HOT!

*Marduk's favorite pickup line is "Do you want a sugarplum?" And yes ladies, it always works.

***He is also the second biggest fan, next to Jensen, of DJ U-Know and Co-DJ NosePicker.
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